I’ve had it. Ever since you rolled in with your new cat, “Princess”, your interest in me went from sixty to zero in two seconds flat.
What happened to the long walks and toy surprises? My personal breaking point was when you gave Princess the foot-of-the-bed, where I once slept. Don’t you understand how neglected I feel? All I can think about is hurting the cat while you’re at work. I’m not myself anymore. Please remember that I was once your prized pooch.
It’s clearly time to gift your dog.
Contact the guys over at PostModern Pets ASAP. From swank dog beds to fun toys and dog dinnerware, Sparky will know you really do care. The “Dxg Bxne“, designed by Industrial Designer Karim Rashid, is destined to become his prized possession for only $14. You could also present him with, “Henri“, the plush microsuede squeaky toy available in 3 sizes and 3 colors priced between $14-$22. Go all out with the, “Rollerbed” that resembles something from West Elm with two lockable wheels, on sale now for $99 (was $245). If you have the cash, the, “Haus Dog Crate“, is an ultra chic side table/dog crate priced at $369 for a small crate,
and $499 for a large. Post Modern Pets even has cool stuff for rabbits, birds, fish, and cats, too – but I’d postpone buying anything for Princess until Sparky is over this whole neglect thing.
Even a dog doesn’t deserve to be treated like one.
Competing with Etsy and the boom in eCommerce sites, perhaps?
“I want to tell you about a new specialty site called, “eBay Express”, that will launch this Spring. eBay Express will be an exciting new buying experience, offering items that are available for purchase right away…. To learn more, please click here.
(Photo: from eBay.com)
I can see it in your eyes. You like your paper lantern hanging light. It hung out with you during college and now, six apartments later, he’s still hanging around illuminating your way, hardly noticed. He’s your old faithful. The many battle marks he wears from being folded and unfolded, moving with you from house to house, aren’t that obvious. It doesn’t really matter anyway, it’s only a light.
Dear Lord what did I just say? Ahem. Ahhhhhem.
Note: Clearing ones’ throat is a sure sign of lying.
If though, you would consider another light fixture (major hint), why don’t you give Publique Living a go. You can still keep Mr. Twinkle, just relocate him to your storage closet. Publique Living’s, “Woven Veneer Lampshades” are made from strips of wood (walnut or maple) woven together to form an attractive shade. They are stylish without being so supertrendy that your space will look dated in 6 months. For the locals (Bahstun), I heard that Abodean in Cambridge carries some of the Publique Living line, so give them a call. It’s also good to note that Publique Living creates other great design objects for your home, so their website is worth checking out.
Hey, did you know that a stylish new lamp will increase your attractiveness to the opposite sex and give you some major clout in your social circle?
(Photo:RIGHT: Woven Veneer Lampshades from Public Living.)
Pique selected a worthy name for themselves; their business is tightly woven together by talented artists that make very strong statements in outstanding design. You absolutely have to request a catalog, the folks at Pique have such exceptional taste that I’m willing to bet you’ll want one of everything.
Kelli Gierz, the creative mind behind Pique, attracts those who value fine craftsmanship and beautiful design. Their site is also quite unique; they feature artists bios so you can learn about them and their processes, and an excellent print catalog that you can either download or request be sent to your home (no fee). You can view prices online and call them directly to place an order, too.